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标题: 史上最强的中式英语 [打印本页]

作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 22:24:02     标题: 史上最强的中式英语

1.we two who and who?; b! s/ M" T* K$ P- N0 j/ t
咱俩谁跟谁阿    - h; \2 J; ?4 x/ m+ c  `' G
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2.how are you ? how old are you?   w5 H% E2 c1 V! ]/ J5 b7 }
怎么是你,怎么老是你?   
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3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !  ! K, l7 I& e: J* W
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 8 Z* U: z* w" L5 E
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' T( D/ R4 T# q4.as far as you go to die
7 C5 L* w  s* T4 n有多远,死多远!!!! % T0 S3 F' _: p" q. h: ?: {
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9 @& g# L/ N6 {/ Z% k; {; a4 h1 Q, b5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
& X/ _  F2 N% ~1 e# m有事起奏,无事退朝 / g9 Z9 m! f1 Y
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6.you me you me
; m( o# \- A. l0 w  W+ @" ]0 t% ^彼此彼此   
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$ G" G: u: V0 ^4 l7 k7.You Give Me Stop!!
7 H8 n) s: ^& N& ~你给我站住! 6 G; M  i1 [0 k* @* u
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# L/ ]4 a: n  P7 m; E8.know is know noknow is noknow # U% U0 B( ~( q6 ]0 S
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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* ]: s& O2 K6 j  d0 S! h$ t9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
% D* T8 y! X8 I1 Z给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 ( U/ j1 r! A6 r8 h! {/ B
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
9 ?9 _! J: i) |车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open' v, J; I; O3 W1 ^$ Y4 E6 ~
心花怒放
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. m+ Z1 v# E, x2 ~/ Y# E14.go past no mistake past 5 d$ e9 O/ a3 Z4 S. i8 T
走过路过,不要错过 " k: G" c" g9 V6 \
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15.小明:I am sorry! ; ]5 R9 M: c  C+ k3 j$ M
??老外:I am sorry too! 5 u; Z# F1 [$ b- o' D9 M9 c5 S
??小明:I am sorry three! : M, V) w- B% q. x: v' d
??老外:What are you sorry for?
- d; P/ F! h$ z??小明:I am sorry five!
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% A* K0 M2 l! u7 N/ I( U16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! . l8 `) e1 v1 v# ?8 z# g6 a, J% P
要钱没有,要命一条 ( Z) K1 Z; V9 e) H
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0 O) i% n$ m! N& T1 z; j( y17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ) d0 n, b) ~8 Z5 y9 K1 M2 G
我叫李老大,今年25。
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4 O$ r% `' R# \. U: h; v18.you have two down son
+ m7 C+ J6 ~0 [1 }你有两下子。3 a1 h2 @$ p+ b' ?+ _, J4 o" ~
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8 Q- `2 P2 c/ R& O19.好好学习,天天向上:
4 }. a. n7 }) L) V5 \8 h& t7 ggood good study,day day up!
作者: maktakbo    时间: 2008-7-23 22:34:10

:L :L :L 教坏细路# _5 B, H5 D9 ^  {
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想学英文嘅朋友千祈冇学啊
作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 22:46:33


作者: Admin    时间: 2008-7-23 23:03:06


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表妹
作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-23 23:52:58

讲明白是中式英语,我又怎会教坏细路呢?
作者: 市区大牛    时间: 2008-7-23 23:54:30


作者: 翡翠    时间: 2008-7-24 14:04:25

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作者: 牛公    时间: 2008-7-25 00:46:49






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