Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. : r% n8 v% w& n
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ( L Q. O: I' j; j9 u
' v* _1 c/ `5 ?6 }& ` One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 R4 j* ~+ u6 @8 k0 u. `7 h 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. # X3 y; J3 D- K
$ e5 O& G2 S1 f& j Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 7 l+ e2 ^5 t" F5 r8 Z/ l
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' h4 j4 d5 x# [- S 2 K9 T" T% T, j4 |, N5 Q
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 0 n' D, M8 M' \8 I/ j! `" V1 y 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ( r3 a5 F, ^& k1 n( I( S 2 E' h8 X$ O- X: Y7 L, n H Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * y$ N' s/ q+ Y% V s 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # F7 q+ G# N s* B( B& J# u% J, N % S9 J4 k9 B! h9 B
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. ' K8 r, E! Z9 J* c, M* n9 a
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 2 V6 D, _9 P g& q$ \1 ?2 ~ 1 h1 r7 m Q9 i: V1 ^, e s
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . m+ `/ {0 j: l3 c8 k3 [. y! ]! H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. B5 A. `3 ^6 K, y, J2 C' I
9 B/ d) O4 u* x$ h- h/ } q0 T Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. [: P" e' D6 w8 ^0 Q 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : L3 T: V" E* a! k$ i' L ' H9 M$ g W5 y6 B' I; T Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' M" B. Q y9 h1 `4 a 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. # c. W( r8 y. z+ M. ~
7 v8 e) X% L+ y' R: u/ Z1 ?, u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 5 c1 o6 @* B8 e7 \
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. & `% n$ S- F" C4 Q 6 ~) g, v, ~( U- @4 F* i2 n+ d
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 j K: {- F) m$ f4 d
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 7 ]! `( F: k4 w/ a; {$ P9 r
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 4 Y6 \7 N- t+ R, ?, {' N 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. . T( r0 e: B$ w' Z% H
: s+ @, L% @( ]0 Y! @$ r# ^ "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ' f$ T- |, {9 }: [* {
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 6 Z8 ~; F q. ~5 U/ n [
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " % {4 b2 y }! a7 _
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. & }/ L( j$ ~( j! h& L$ ~8 i3 N% W
7 A, F0 l$ W8 M" T" U( v God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . m3 k# I; ^4 ~
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 p5 S0 b; j" |7 h / r" b8 F5 a7 _3 t& q* S
When two‘s company, three's the result! " ?3 R( p3 G1 h4 J9 r! K! g 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 0 v# T7 L+ v( t+ q+ w' w
0 {) ^9 j0 w; Z3 P& W- S A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 4 ]3 G; y' m& r) i
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.作者: ludandan 时间: 2008-7-30 09:15:42
牛公乜你近排对英文禁感冒嗲过？作者: 市区大牛 时间: 2008-7-30 10:59:18
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 3 Y. H! A. R* j' Y. K再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. " M. }! D0 B5 Z: Y
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. , ' V0 S: ]$ M$ Y/ _
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - z' _5 k, F& x
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 u. o$ S+ B- y2 \0 i J/ ]4 M每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ( g) E3 U1 y; g2 h0 eThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 5 m. ]" u4 p* g聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 2 S. Q( l2 h) v, l
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ' [' ?! L4 r2 O% l+ e* t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ( F4 b! o7 N& e" J) K+ a
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 4 r4 j, K; L+ {) O- A后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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