Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. + A+ Q# |7 {% F1 ~* a6 r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * j1 c8 x) T B: N+ ]) M9 w: a $ ]: N- m# {# z ^7 @2 Z8 V7 z
One should love animals. They are so tasty. , A' C5 v/ }" e/ v9 a9 y. w 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. + v, r% d- S- C$ R1 j ' ^' \: L, w$ a. o Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. . C' l6 [4 E% ]" ]8 ?0 q4 A1 |; G 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. s, e$ G& [: E( w) v) A! b/ e
1 |8 p0 J( I) i% O) e6 m8 s Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' H V( u% y& ~3 H
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 $ {* |/ B; u& ^- f5 q ' J: b7 d: }& I, m0 [" C* u Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' m7 m% d0 Q \! k6 ^( E* y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 0 F' q; F1 W* M# s- q' h d4 _. V
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. ; ]( O2 ~8 p: D3 Q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ( Q9 H- f/ r: v8 Y( ^) r8 Z 6 `7 c! u# }9 U
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 }8 c& r1 j0 l- E
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. - g: }+ f* I( I+ Q5 G: ^4 B2 D& n $ G+ u! Z; R7 C% P4 j Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 4 M3 Z$ ~. m, u% ~0 l& v2 N% V 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. " Z9 {/ V a9 n$ h' g, J9 ]
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ) b0 h3 M/ l+ I3 B 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. / s, T" V# Y% G- K+ U4 U3 g# V; }
+ e6 {0 s- V% q* l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 6 |5 l: A) A5 o 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. @' l+ b) ] ?0 Y 4 `9 M* a0 M: \8 M+ X& u
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. $ h8 w( w5 }9 R" D. m- _ "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 2 i d" {- e! Q9 U# @
3 D, [* W/ A# } E There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. % y1 P3 W A6 n( } 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 7 O$ `+ t+ H, y& u: o( o: ?1 M
* J; Y. R# C# E* s7 P "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " & R5 n' |0 K2 t$ E7 r8 ^ 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 3 X) |# p p( G. Q - N( c2 Y; e# x. t
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 5 l5 o; l$ q3 L1 U 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ; @# r7 R' C, ?% ^
# j, {& c7 Q0 ]1 R, } God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . c6 {5 h0 x$ @% X9 T" j' D H
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 X% w6 b$ K3 A0 e - A, L# z/ i* ~' e; j
When two‘s company, three's the result! 5 t3 J5 P6 \9 V+ z 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 3 X8 F! E' v; L' f0 z - h( c% c N/ o' ]6 T A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. $ k" S& w! B4 d, d. _( {% f
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.作者: ludandan 时间: 2008-7-30 09:15:42
牛公乜你近排对英文禁感冒嗲过？作者: 市区大牛 时间: 2008-7-30 10:59:18
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( M1 w/ @$ f" f3 M: L再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 2 n) ~# ]# T3 B0 Z" }
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. , 9 x0 u1 w% U1 ^) l1 \
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 0 f9 U3 ~" n Z4 ^Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " ?0 ~3 ~ f1 I f# J
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 7 p; t( N) v1 R: n. B7 D
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. ) ~ C5 Q& J8 z2 r0 u聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. + A" Z6 ^3 n% y
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 8 I- `0 i& t6 w8 n4 _6 ?. y% b爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ! m9 h2 t7 x9 c% a. D
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. * i* y, T; U# g9 v7 @) C后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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