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作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-16 09:45:26     标题: 加菲猫语录精选

加菲猫语录精选 * E+ C+ c) l/ v. a
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa8 @9 @, w( B' h' d3 ^: H
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 j; r/ ]+ e0 O$ `+ e每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.& N  {# G# |. ]) ~" H6 V5 ^
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.; f9 C! H8 x- }& e. B1 T
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 @' M$ l, [: R4 r每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.3 f5 A; [" }/ E3 r4 c) k4 ]
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛4 n( n" R( Q' Q" F. }( W$ r

. r: f! k1 e" h6 {+ ^8 M# ~The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
. `, @# f; g$ M聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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2 A- f& F, M; ~1 s4 r9 ~+ d  k( a9 JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.4 F2 [1 B4 t3 t! S( E+ X$ A: k) N, v
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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4 q" ^. w/ I. DLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.# K/ I6 }4 F( o+ b& o! i
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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9 @+ r, c! z: Z: B/ x' z) M# fYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
) ~( D( I; \# u' s0 J5 |$ F( C现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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( E! N! _4 f6 s; }6 b1 bThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.6 L( k/ K' ?/ l- H/ Z( f, \
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
9 d2 G: d4 K( W) l努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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; U# W) H; N# L3 w. MWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!2 \8 b: M5 Y  y( O$ d6 C; l
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
5 D' D/ k+ w5 b* `5 p7 y1 x) j神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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- R) R( V( E/ z; u( M! a# v/ Z5 \When two's company, three's the result!  t; N* N% G& y1 i8 d; t# ?
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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2 P, z% ^# s! d, F* J) _A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.( Q4 y' J: r2 S( _5 s" y) Z
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看; Y' r2 y  O6 @0 C4 D

6 @$ A; U& f! U* r5 i4 B, \, Q8 LThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
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作者: 秀秀    时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24

几得意下哦
作者: 豪哥    时间: 2007-6-18 13:59:27

无人睇，哎呀



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