" h8 y4 b4 D/ Y5 w1 L9 cMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa) }9 w- U( I: N' W1 L" J) z
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; L/ H" R3 i7 ROne should love animals. They are so tasty.# ] F$ ^, M$ n
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. x) t% E' x) P- T+ v* R
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.7 E% f& M. Z+ d' ~
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 2 d0 G+ D6 j- `2 v每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 ) ] a2 q% r8 Q3 Z+ s: H7 n. \/ O9 h6 x* { Q+ N
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.1 Q# b; L# N$ i# @; I
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 % ` R) Y, A% h2 x& j" r 4 o$ B8 B6 ?3 XThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 8 Y5 @! ?/ g1 T$ O聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来9 Z% U, s- E% j+ J9 a; h* J: s
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 5 g* i! L9 E: {2 K, K9 y: w3 ]成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) % q% i, U) p- @5 } t3 ]" a& g+ o* x7 n0 q, h' r7 ]! Z
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.0 q+ w% Q) ], k R `0 c
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 * `; g S! M# {0 f& z + ^$ N# _" ]: j2 n% A/ K+ ALove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. D' m& V" Y! @爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 0 f- H, l; n6 ?' L- K0 Y M8 X" l3 Y& N. ~- R% H. [# _
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. - U; K9 I: n: M后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 3 @' s' `. ^) D- G; M , q v' v3 h/ KYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.; v! ?- B4 `4 \' D$ N. x
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 5 w$ |( v' m0 G$ [- @3 ?$ B! y) k0 ^8 g3 N2 l
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.; K7 Z- [1 u, U1 C2 S8 \
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?" m% ^* ?! @9 M) u+ G
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明 & U6 o5 f# {$ l5 w [. f ' W$ y/ E+ `) j+ b- G" a" pWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! ) I! p7 ]( F, d. F! T' d! r工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 5 K5 l) n# D8 A" W* P& @8 w, F$ F0 W9 ~3 P9 e
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ) j( D8 ]& ^/ C3 x+ N神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 2 A. \" G, {3 t5 S; Z% ] / y& Z6 K6 p, g8 ^+ C f' T. pWhen two's company, three's the result!# o0 M4 t# ~# F& |9 s$ |+ z2 ]
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! % v* v6 S6 G; [ . }- T9 L" A: a& a& |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.: Q' B* m* L* v) `& @% V5 r! m
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看 ; q$ h" \/ Z- q( h- s7 F4 H; y# B1 i7 s y
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn? " \3 D$ h+ ], f. G# \学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着?作者: 秀秀 时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24