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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa - I! |: ^, z& i% C9 r/ v, N钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡' a$ u/ O2 b4 e: S. ?
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 ^8 `; q; D+ A% T1 d4 N g6 j每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 # ]0 f) `5 u1 Y% _" l; R: }, e . T7 Q$ J% j6 j# `! @$ C. Z 4 y7 s0 m# r* j y* u3 B! ?1 ASave water. Shower with your girlfriend.3 H! O& L/ q% {% ?6 u0 I2 s
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡9 E2 O0 o9 e1 Q8 f/ [0 X
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.- E5 B- B2 V; u6 c$ }9 Q' ]
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道. V! _& N, R! R/ c* R, W
7 I; q) d& L/ W' F, c3 WBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 u' x! c. H9 U0 z每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个! [# d e+ N2 Y7 m$ W3 \" n
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. & T. G% m9 s3 F* w再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛. I0 [- P# i D9 z2 Q2 I. V
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. - [5 c+ I8 P, g! O聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 0 \" S1 P- i( D8 r8 \& j+ }, |& }5 s# J: r8 d/ [- C
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.; \3 N5 b6 K- V% Z7 Y1 L+ ~
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)0 h1 {, O7 w5 h" b. x9 p4 G
8 @# x3 g+ \. O& J7 ~0 dNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.& R* P/ w& v8 p' K& y3 S* G
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 + R( f! Q/ I& x: H- V& T$ C2 V0 C 0 T% T, S2 ]$ c3 b8 Q$ Y9 y7 G- DLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 L, k1 N& F0 M0 {6 _爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 1 h# z& C2 w! ~% z5 T ; D, G1 a8 R, `7 L" e8 }Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.& ~5 e2 F o' d n" K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩2 x/ i. s2 W2 D/ [% m1 X
' g% J6 m9 d: E9 P5 WYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.3 F3 J; f% g0 G; g8 j: L
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧* _/ q& T5 o$ \) a- N
( E' z6 C5 Z5 X4 \7 J1 ]There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.% W3 I" q$ w% u. h5 ^& L8 f2 L
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 5 P t% v) A# N# [- ] m. [& S. h( J# |7 \* w4 X5 s
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?2 d8 |$ k% O+ i+ h$ I
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明1 x5 ~- |; d' `* |
$ `; Y8 U* ^7 q8 ] q2 dWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! ' s& a4 `3 P# c- B; _: @2 O D工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 ! @4 B. p4 ?0 M4 P2 r: @% {; N1 ] 2 ]( `9 T- j" _4 h" v7 K! h$ `; YGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.' E! Y' q* a( S0 G ]
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 ) b4 ?( D1 X) @, m$ G# @, l5 Z7 ~
When two's company, three's the result!& w: q9 \: D5 J! T7 c' T9 }
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!2 N$ h- N1 [ K" E4 V
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.8 p1 b; S7 S( I4 B
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看 2 F4 L/ I0 q/ M: k& Q1 I i" J8 K: K `8 h; ?6 ^ e, T
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?$ _% T3 @$ u& S) Z7 G" M% Z
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着?作者: 秀秀 时间: 2007-6-16 17:31:24