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      <description><![CDATA[结婚登记处一对恋人来登记。
管理人员问女方：“你叫乜嘢名啊？&quot;
女的说：&quot;我黎洁芬。&quot;
管理员说：“我知你嚟结婚，不过衣家系问你叫做乜嘢名。”
女的说：“我系黎洁芬咧！”
管理员说：“真系痴线咯，唉！懒得同你唼气。男方呢，你叫做乜嘢名啊？”
男方说：“我吴锦 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便，长臂猿温柔细心地帮它擦洗干净，然后它们相爱了。别人问起它们是怎么走到一起的？黑猩猩感慨地说：猿粪（缘份），都是猿粪啊！]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
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      <description><![CDATA[有对夫妻骑自行车上街，妻子将丈夫甩在后面，可是等了半天，丈夫却没追上来。妻子停下来埋怨：“你的身体现在越来越差了，记得没结婚时，你用不了十秒钟就追上我！”丈夫答道：“噢噢，噢，我身体没问题，是我现在懒的追了！” ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
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      <description><![CDATA[一外科医生到餐厅吃饭，正要点菜，发现服务员总是下意识地摸屁股， 便关心的问：“有痔疮吗？” 服务员指了指菜单说：“先生！请您点菜谱里有的菜好吗？”]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[一个女生问我喜欢什么类型的女生，我说喜欢她那种类型的！
她就说，太好了，本来想跟你表白的，现在把这机会让给你，快过来，跟我表白！
………………瞬间被秒杀啊]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[A:像我这样的海归都快不会使用筷子了.
B:服务员,麻烦你给这位点了麻婆豆腐的先生来副刀叉!]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[某天晚上想买零食吃，
妈咪制止，问我：“你不减肥了？”
我说：“嗨…反正我有男朋友，有人要了…”
然后我妈看着我好久，说了句特励志的话：“不想换了？”]]></description>
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      <author>稚阅儿</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[老板：我知道你周末很爱玩，但是，你知道公司真的很需要你，明天周六你能过来加班吗？
员工：没问题！但您知道，这周末路上都有点塞。
老板：嗯，什么时候能到呢？
员工：周一！

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      <description><![CDATA[公司有这样一个保安,
那晚喝醉了酒，
回到公司肚子饿，
于是到前台大厅把公司的金龙鱼捞到锅里煮酱油水吃了...
酒醒发现自己闯祸了，
没等老板来就跑路了.
我不会告诉你这是一顿八万多块的大餐啊
 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[相信大家都遇到过，拿个牌子说什么聋哑人求捐助的，
有次楼主遇到，直接回了句，我也是聋哑人，
谁知道那哥们当场暴怒，聋哑人你还说话!
说完全场安静了]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 04:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[银行新来一大堂经理，天天骑着自行车来上班。。。。。
过一个星期。。。行长终于忍不住对他说。。。。你能不能换个车子，现在小车真不贵。。。。。
大堂经理一愣。。。。弱弱的来了一句。。。。我家有雷诺。。。但不想开。。。这个自行车也花了我两万。。。。。。
没有 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 16:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[大学比较穷，裤子都是四五十的那种地摊货,
有次看好个裤子，老板开口要55元，我还价45元，
老板坚持55，我一个劲还价45，
后来老板急了：一口价55，爱买不买！
我也急了：55就55，又不是买不起，给你100，找我55。
老板果然找我55还得意洋洋的说：这裤子要你55一点都不 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 16:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[课堂上，老师正在讲矛盾统一的辩证关系，
见一位同学在下面看课外书，便将他叫起来，
说道：“请你说说矛盾和统一的关系。”
该生一愣，随即回答说：“没关系。”
老师追问：为什么？”
答：“茅盾是作家，统一是方便面，当然没有关系。”

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      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[一位老太太带着她的猫在马路上散步，
突然一个男子开车疾驶而来,把猫给撞死了。
男子连忙停下来，抱歉地说：“大娘，我愿意补偿您。”
“那太好了，你捉老鼠的本领怎么样？”]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>稚阅儿</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2012 15:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[典型猪  ( 电信局 ) ？ 到！ 
有点猪  ( 邮电局 ) ？ 到！ 
叫肉猪  ( 教育局 ) ？ 到！ 
人是猪  ( 人事局 ) ？ 到！ 
娘是猪  ( 粮食局 ) ？ 到！ 
斗地猪  ( 土地局 ) ？ 到！ 
老斗猪 ( 劳动局 ) ？ 到！ 
拐腿猪 ( 国土局 ) ？ 到！ 
主持人：各个猪都到齐了，现 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>annie</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[大会开鼠（ 大会开始 ）。 
 
项在请领导发羊（ 现在请领导发言 ）。 
 
各位女婿乡伸们（ 各位女士先生们 ）。 
 
瓦们劫羊（ 我们揭阳 ）。 
 
轰景买丽（ 风景美丽 ）。 
 
高通荒便（ 交通方便 ）。 
 
山鸡很多（ 商机很多 ）。 
 
欢迎你来劫羊偷猪（ 欢迎你 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>annie</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 13:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>一年级数学题：教室里有25张桌子、20条凳子 请问老师几岁？ 选项：A.不能计算，没有答案B</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[一年级数学题：教室里有25张桌子、20条凳子 请问老师几岁？
选项：A.不能计算，没有答案B.25+20=45岁C.25-20=5岁]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>Longe</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 16:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>自从患上了精神病我的精神一下子好多了</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[自从患上了精神病我的精神一下子好多了
歌手： 雪村



前段时间烦得很
股票套牢
搞得脑仁疼
鸡地皮
表面挺繁荣
房子和车
却总是出毛病
前段时间乱得很
老婆身边
好象有敌情儿
单位
马上要倒闭
现在
连孩子我都没法生
大师说这是个坎儿
烧柱香贵得要命
昨天刚做了个梦
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      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>Longe</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 15:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>你知道得太多了</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[有一个神经病，不知从哪里弄到了一把]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>温律师</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 07:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[看到一个网友发的《茂名交警与外地司机的对话》片段，笑死我了。一个外地司机在茂名向交警问路，茂名交警回答：你再向左开就五千（吴川），向右开就六千（陆川），向前开一阵就没路（梅碌），继续走就斩颈（湛江），司机大惊接着说：我唔敢走了。交警：你系呢 ...]]></description>
      <category>〖 轻松一刻 〗</category>
      <author>annie</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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