史上最强的中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
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9 i( q' h3 t8 q3 r( h! n& f3 C2．how are you ? how old are you?
4 Q+ l" ?0 t% t* H: B" A2 j3 }怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　
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! L/ [% x2 O. F8 ~5 P3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　
" }! I* x8 A) h# ]3 |% H你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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$ I" g8 H* o, X8 |6 B4．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
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( u; b! Q/ G5 N, w! r: d5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  \- q/ _3 g: c# n( b5 D$ ]6 ]3 Q  c有事起奏，无事退朝
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* j9 k/ C5 E9 l5 O0 G( X% h6．you me you me
彼此彼此 　　
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& D1 a- n7 H; A7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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: Y- p% a$ h8 K# L+ p8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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# j8 M' f2 v6 f1 \: J9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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3 Y. X8 \9 c; R' q12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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* w: m" b, |2 }$ t2 r13．heart flower angry open
1 c5 \7 K( W  \% C9 m心花怒放
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) t8 r  g/ c" D! F- u, V9 ?14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
9 L) W) s2 N/ F) J+ Y??老外：I am sorry too!
: m  ^1 s; T. i  C% w??小明：I am sorry three!
??老外：What are you sorry for?
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16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
  x% x) Z! q; q$ i; g要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
. a" j5 B7 E  P( l我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son
你有两下子。
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& Z2 F8 [$ d8 p2 R. K19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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讲明白是中式英语，我又怎会教坏细路呢？

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