绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
' }* l1 f% `. Z% H　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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! t( T: g( y, U  K' Y8 r, b+ u$ f* T　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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- V# j' d1 \! m  u% Y& y　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 F1 p: j6 {, x; H8 Z9 v　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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2 K( j9 C' Y# v. [/ P& L. H7 Z" P　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# g) z5 P/ S) A0 ^! c　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
9 e0 G: ~3 e* y4 g% e% z$ m　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
: J0 A3 r- \% Q* V6 z- c　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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- z# Y1 I3 ~- p& I$ C( V　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, t8 x3 d- n% E8 ]　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' M' h7 k+ M; D　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 N6 n" n! F0 g5 Y9 G3 f% I　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 _: h# \; Q: E% g+ S+ l+ @　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
: e2 g6 Z/ d9 A& U) R, R, g# I　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
1 `& k1 W# I; q- V5 Y1 O' p/ U　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
0 s- }" y9 \8 P8 ~4 wLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
9 l6 z/ i; y2 L. u, `聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.