绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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* `+ U5 g2 _$ D1 J# s2 e( n, i  ]　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
0 [5 b- h! J5 _, s2 U) S　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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# ~; a; c) r9 I　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 Y1 D: R+ E, D- u! B! K　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- Z9 r- ~( j' {" i# e0 e　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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; [+ n: j. b) B6 x　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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, n5 X* s4 B# o, X! C- H　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ _+ H2 I& {* H3 h& p　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& n  \7 r  m$ U, ~　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 z* e# k9 ^0 H( M8 v　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
. N2 }" F3 W* l7 E) S　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- R( N+ J6 H( d. E2 L& |% b　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
% _. m$ G; Q: P2 K& A　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
* M3 V, P$ A+ n2 j  e$ M# i　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
0 f7 ?* ^6 g6 W* C7 q2 T( c& k　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
7 D( m/ x! _4 A* G　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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& P" x0 m7 D. ]　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
( b# J" `9 h" s; [( a% b- M! u7 N* t' R　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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. G2 W! z( u2 g　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- X$ w- Z( P% _- P　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, F1 Z7 Q% g' c' q再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
+ {" V, O: E2 I2 p9 y要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% x% f/ r  ^! }" E0 D每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
) g8 R/ S1 B3 A! v2 G% hLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 I: E. ?6 [6 G  N爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
& h3 F) N2 b0 @2 o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.