绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
( S8 Q$ u# x) C% f　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ a9 O5 L1 }) c　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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  ^4 k: @0 g" Y2 ^/ {1 e6 v# |8 V; M　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
; A! ^+ i1 m/ b2 s9 r) O　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 R6 I* O/ W+ I& {+ i0 ^　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
7 K  L% W! r) a　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8 Y, v1 V+ N6 Q　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
: k5 n* f. P1 @; ?　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
- l& q# _2 B- N% G/ L　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 ]$ r1 Q9 x5 u/ w6 c0 U　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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& h9 u+ D  q* \$ ?( g　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
+ \7 u8 D7 j* c$ @$ U* s4 [% s* F　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
: L* e  A4 I1 I1 ~! o/ O　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
5 I9 h/ V' t( a0 U　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
( H- O+ J. [1 C: O: e: v　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
$ t4 q7 Y; P% t# j2 k# m7 Q　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' x7 M/ @9 t) o6 n/ n$ V　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
& z8 O- @0 M' `# G" c7 h% H再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
" h- R; d2 d8 s4 T4 J. ULove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
: J6 v3 s: |+ q要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
# [1 L9 d9 P8 @* f每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9 |$ y* j8 I6 s% h% E; @* u: l* VThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ Z- p2 A6 N5 E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0 Z1 m  R6 C  t& I' g8 QChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.