绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
: C  b- S& q; q. y, V　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& N! N8 l$ R9 ]8 y9 [# y9 Q　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
+ r6 l) d# l) y2 d4 o　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ s9 k+ X% l& F　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2 U/ ^5 g" v& T6 [　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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" d1 B- h+ O7 i. J+ C/ |　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) C3 T" S: k! o" e! t; ?- V　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
3 r, x+ d. |/ ~% V2 x3 ~　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# ?" L  g4 J. Q　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 r; f! {" i0 n3 y　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; ~. b9 F1 Z2 _" b0 n　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
' ^8 O. n6 [  e" Y7 D0 `　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
3 ~: E: t5 x" L! D　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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; Q; r. H, E$ L& l1 N( _　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
# d$ z: A; U/ `$ T' N( G# t　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
" i6 D- L( H" o　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
; m: L! x7 ]/ g' m0 l　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! ?1 ~! j5 D/ a+ ?) D& v" p& ]再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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  a$ ^1 {, z% \( sBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 K% C. e% p* ]3 W3 X" h2 x/ y0 {# R+ g每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
. y: f' e7 c' j* N; pChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.