绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
# o4 R  T+ ^1 b　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
" l% g: {; T" u$ f　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; g* _( h' y7 E( e" v　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
" o8 ~/ Y1 @% O8 e　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
3 i6 H. Z2 P6 b　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ O5 t( {, i$ L. n　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/ N4 R0 L2 V; x　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, ?- N8 L: J6 g. j　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 s4 u2 W; h9 [/ d4 ~/ y　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% x9 f5 D' |$ L% Y　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
8 B- B2 k' d5 ]7 W. u8 Z　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ a7 q2 |, o$ c& m5 p　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
8 m0 w+ k" h6 p+ f3 M" o5 b& o0 H　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
& B- \  i* u5 A　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
8 X& h5 P* d. ]5 ~  C　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
. B( U5 [" J4 u1 U. N& s　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
, s7 t) R* n# I+ Z8 o: S5 G　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! O6 R6 ~+ z; V再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
) K5 A1 p* s4 {' W# k& P+ V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
( Y: B# z( t% \/ x/ s3 m7 U聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2 [. j$ p& Q9 b6 y3 s5 ]爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
7 v( v& {4 T& X- }# V. j2 P4 PChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" k. t' m4 \9 F3 s! s! ?1 d7 M) \后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.