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' s: q& T% @! Z4 _. ^7 h* ?1 WMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
9 A" h1 z, A8 M钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 e  F$ K; F! k4 |每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
! _2 c7 W+ R- A) [8 a; [# Q2 n要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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0 @  w. h: a5 a) B0 ~Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
6 e* z& y, E- U要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

* T: I! r3 |- K! g5 s: o+ m0 L7 X# gBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ s/ U' i5 n, k# E再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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/ e6 A" l3 E  t3 @8 |* tThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: r: b0 V5 _( l成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 d  G0 N# P+ x, W( Y. P不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
! D  J9 T3 z7 ]# H后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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; D2 ]" x$ h3 m, f5 J9 D) pYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

: l# i& p6 q2 o, e, f4 fHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
/ O% a+ m; |2 S+ c工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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& r( f/ Z2 G3 Z! \/ `) RGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
4 K! h3 [# |, F; X两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; `3 s2 o0 H6 F服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

0 y- y' J0 B; Q' o  {$ n0 N/ T4 sThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
3 I/ @/ e" r7 x. q学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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