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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
8 Y m% E! a0 X! C5 k1 ~钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡' @' I" Z6 H u* n/ t4 b6 o6 t
5 T7 W$ V! p& x' COne should love animals. They are so tasty.
/ _ m/ f& g* x/ b- y+ Q" V: F每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃8 G$ P9 ?. g1 I, t5 X
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.8 ~- d/ \7 k( v, M; I
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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8 K g& I/ M$ C; T" Z- BLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.7 E) v. h5 M0 f; B1 T; m0 U
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道6 t4 Y5 C# j. J+ h+ L
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two., q* u( Q# u+ E" I |
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.: L5 y* k% n0 n1 r( Q+ K; Y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛& C* U3 y, `4 X
& G, N6 u" S( u. IThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
B, S0 W+ q% U7 s( R聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来6 q( M6 P3 Y$ c3 c6 z
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.1 w7 F0 |- S0 x0 k& C
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.8 c& ~0 q: j: p) c
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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, r9 g: Z! L6 B$ [8 T. ~8 yChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.8 M4 A3 l5 p' H5 h
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩& D( D$ h/ v1 F& `4 [4 s; n
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.. `6 D8 Y6 }4 f, m% O9 r
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
" j" m( o3 \; \) k" j3 D应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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4 _; `9 D% w+ ?2 F. d! yHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
, ?8 s- N4 b, L努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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" U- w1 ^% D- j0 OWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!; |- B( i7 i ^, w5 {* b1 Y
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作6 O/ F7 B0 J5 _
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% K; u" B( S5 ?1 c! s) b: _) S
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地2 ^3 h. I2 t: C; b. k
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When two's company, three's the result!
7 U; j; Q8 H$ p/ p两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
' x0 D8 J2 ^- X& J( C/ E! h$ m- @服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?/ I# L1 F j3 [# @/ D- P7 E) X5 O( o
学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着? |
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