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; }9 p0 v1 v- x  c4 d, y# k" iMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

6 e( }& `( [% p  M' X7 S1 z9 }, L- |0 wOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
" [9 C& i2 [6 c1 g0 ?$ m# M每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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( {% S$ a6 W* d; g+ DSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
) D' g6 j' n0 {要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

+ e3 K* U$ ]6 N  vLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
! s( s' ~( X* y) j( A) g每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

/ o8 ~, X/ |* ~1 lEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8 K5 y# t% i' {' e% J: l( W再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

: b0 v8 f0 ?; G! b5 sThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
  a( y5 I) p' h0 y7 y聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 e" \0 }6 \& u成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) [' O! P) m* Z' z' R不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

" e& r5 j; o% E4 T( `7 w* w" cLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
' r/ J  J! R0 u爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
- q1 s" K0 v$ X% M" A# U应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
( i! }7 E$ a8 g( m( L$ z! R努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 J8 s# i8 Z& |1 B) c神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
  f0 C- {6 K; b8 `. i两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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+ U" F+ |* C4 Z+ ~3 p* T7 {1 ZA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( P* }/ O+ l1 _  X' r服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

$ [  p5 D& q/ e  w6 H, X: X+ @) S: aThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
$ [5 R5 z6 F8 W* f# w学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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