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  }7 J( s! |5 y! U7 I: EMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
2 P$ j, d/ q( N- }2 S钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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8 T: F  V$ x2 S" n+ u! bSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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1 P) A3 q( T2 H# J. w: P. yLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
& t% Y, ?6 J+ E% a6 P( F' v要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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# f' e0 \- Q* u3 _4 v* z% NBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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' W2 L# D8 c. E( h2 h9 wEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ G6 \9 B3 ~9 P( m! k7 A/ s9 I再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

$ b2 f$ g0 x% \7 LThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
) h% D! `/ m1 U* U8 ~, q聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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* o7 g" e% w, H7 ]4 f& w; ~6 u  ?Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- ?* S3 p% S, J: a  o+ Z* u成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

/ f0 G5 h" W" a# {" W* y* i6 PNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 V! v& ?- O, Y; {8 u不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ E3 K! c. v3 W爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
- w- h0 T; X& ]: }后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
  @& Z, X0 _' r& v8 k4 \现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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) n3 K- _1 J2 O) A; R* Q" l6 f3 H, YGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
0 j8 f" F0 Y* s& [; n神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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5 h% V; R. A3 H4 Q, a5 ~A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) \( ^# U( Q) T  c* A5 j服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

0 E* E$ {: U; p% GThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
$ N" J# _4 ^: {) @8 J学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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