绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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1 ?, A) W0 b: L; ^0 E  u8 y　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/ m: C# e0 W$ `7 y　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
, ~. Q" Y, \$ H/ Z6 [　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
3 c# X% w. w2 ^# O! e　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
, c2 Z6 H" r& E+ Z4 j# R　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! q  {* C' }) [- o, u　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
& q- M8 h, ?9 O& C' Z( `3 L6 c　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 |. y% \" D& O- S$ \  @　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' u/ A5 Z- x& Q2 w　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
* s! l9 s% @- _7 P　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
, m& E) R3 n( R　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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# ~8 a1 M( m+ h　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
/ v2 A9 p* x: l8 b3 S　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
2 M6 _& q- ^, n. u5 d7 S8 q　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 z9 F6 ?; K4 ^4 W+ C9 C) f再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
) k/ r- Z4 K2 E9 DLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
% G* u, h- n" g要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
: D9 e6 V% Q6 G2 \; \$ R1 RBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
4 p! n7 y% |6 }Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
* ~4 h) s3 F7 s后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.