绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 {: P: L6 |. _! I+ }+ s' @. V- x　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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9 ^9 J' [/ I6 f8 C　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
7 \7 L/ {3 D* a$ b8 {- w　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 [& p2 L5 ]2 i! R" \　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
4 W4 |, M/ h0 V9 P# H- a, j　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ ?+ f9 j6 I) `8 M  T　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
9 H( ?# S% c4 \$ c$ K7 b* W　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' e- p  R, x9 m) G　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
6 u" j; h, }$ k4 U1 F7 D　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
4 |5 a/ E. A1 o$ j" U　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 k( b* c. r7 A2 r- Y　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" }( {4 I* z$ h  p* R再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
; W1 L9 Q' e' A3 Y# \, q9 B5 ELove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- ~$ x9 M- l7 E$ Y' {8 e% _每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
. a& W1 X2 {$ Y0 i" KLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
! T; f( I* Q0 D; N; o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.