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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 7 j* M6 U) R- q9 `8 Y1 @
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. 7 n. \1 M7 L8 }4 u
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 7 E# C( p1 F+ L6 G' }) g# }5 R' ?
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 {: P: L6 |. _! I+ }+ s' @. V- x 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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9 ^9 J' [/ I6 f8 C Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. + {5 c( ^- Z; ^2 I/ }0 `
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. + c! ~/ ~+ W& n& `3 Y
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 7 u% K' Y5 j" Q& j z' b
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ( B2 Q) J+ p2 J* S! V
7 \7 L/ {3 D* a$ b8 {- w Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 [& p2 L5 ]2 i! R" \ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). , V( {5 r6 T5 A' v: F
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 9 s" ~1 l6 a- V+ S/ f4 X f& u
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ' D7 \; M1 w) B. _% ?( e/ ?: A# m
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 7 f/ J& G0 F2 x c
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. - N t& G3 S% D9 u
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. # F+ b3 n3 z( R$ k
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. # ^2 |0 y& w5 E, T+ v( {
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 9 ~: i* s0 y; S3 z; L( z
4 W4 |, M/ h0 V9 P# H- a, j There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
+ ?+ f9 j6 I) `8 M T 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; q/ c# W8 `( e5 p v, T: a: `
9 H( ?# S% c4 \$ c$ K7 b* W "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
' e- p R, x9 m) G 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " : ^; G, o9 r) U0 \5 `
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. & u% b: q) x3 V1 u6 O# r
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 8 ?: {( } y$ t
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. P" w Q- j& W) ]8 Q1 x# e5 p
6 u" j; h, }$ k4 U1 F7 D When two‘s company, three's the result!
4 |5 a/ E. A1 o$ j" U 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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6 k( b* c. r7 A2 r- Y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. / _1 ~# M/ D2 q. }' a1 }& T! q% N$ [
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. |
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