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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
8 E2 z, B# O8 s) l- M, B钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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% a: M% A% h6 w. Z3 w- i$ ?One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& ]. g$ r8 k& P2 y要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

! ]/ s5 U& V# K, S9 o9 i( SLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

) Q0 Z/ y2 ^# j1 p% A' Z* M( oBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. {8 {( y, l, T; F4 _9 a$ R+ n每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

/ h/ n# Q" a5 p* ?& I8 SEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
. N( P9 G3 Q4 |1 C& m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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1 f. k' d( W+ M% ]2 w' e0 [Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 w1 l5 n& J6 `1 T1 m0 s; B* E# q成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 m' ]- \! r( y6 }6 Y% j* C不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

0 z  o8 W) c  a8 J( TLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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/ Z. e: K$ U5 f: zChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
$ [2 h5 Q9 [/ P1 \( j应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
( \8 b2 q, N+ R4 f. Y5 N: \工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

' J) i- I( [+ E7 O) `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
/ H; `# G4 K( }  k, g神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

' F% _3 M+ ]! n* H' {A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

/ I: Y4 p: q+ f) C, g8 pThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
$ R( G4 p4 Q0 M4 P6 _学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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