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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
: Q, ?0 O/ x! e8 l, }2 q钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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+ l% H: X7 j, ], n: FSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
9 F- h9 |2 h' u每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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; i$ u+ ?9 I: B/ E: h/ I- P# FNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( T, j" ]* a' ^, `+ z& t爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

3 v! h9 i7 ^# g5 ^Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
2 B  O! i: R$ X2 i" c, k0 j努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

. @, n4 v" [# fWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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  c9 y0 P2 E' _# WWhen two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

; c7 u9 k3 f# A# n1 k" J* lA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

' I3 ?& P) n: x7 a, @The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
" @% I6 Z6 C' Z3 q3 K5 q学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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