绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
$ E! {# D/ d/ V! s* s　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
* G0 c5 V# X0 }9 o( `1 \5 L　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 @7 a9 U# e( m* H* [　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- X; _0 S" @, X3 {% J1 h( d4 O! C　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
) A# d0 l) O- b　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
, m+ D% P3 Z$ E# S/ R　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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8 j. K0 r  F- n+ @　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
9 n- m- x4 w6 c" q　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% i' R0 O0 L. V: b* t2 [9 A. `# R　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
# c  K, t  h# b  e7 h　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
8 @  a7 P: {8 G" L5 ]8 x　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
3 a) D  l  u9 j% @$ G　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ @- M" h$ [4 ~' }　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
7 f! r' _* u8 M) e0 h! A" f- \; X　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
: o, K; j3 x) w8 R6 e" j" v　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
% I* O' g/ P6 ~9 Z3 H( r4 _　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
( q7 R& P. O; h. HLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
. u: |2 P) K5 c; r# N. G要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 b9 g2 Q' T% l- F3 o每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
5 a+ H7 |5 \: @  ^( r$ ?The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
3 F& B. }$ [4 v/ G1 o2 A2 w/ p聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
0 M4 V3 P: M, Q& z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
7 ^/ u$ b3 L, J; ~8 B8 B% W! UChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.