绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
+ k% V4 w1 u7 ^+ w　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% k' J, H' z. h# P! d) [' X　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
& U: t1 r/ {; G& ]0 R" s& d5 n' c　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  T6 j9 n7 e. z) q: [) B　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 ?2 f% \6 M/ c6 k7 A) b　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
& {$ c" y) x, |　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
4 h9 o4 S3 u; |$ N2 x　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
, x+ P& ^9 r! Z4 a1 v　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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; w4 x( m3 `& x- j' z+ d  k& L　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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' Z% J2 T" q0 b+ o　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
9 @7 E: |# z8 ~% n) ?　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
: q+ O) I$ B& f. c$ a5 k5 F　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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# `! x5 k' l3 e" m5 X  X# z8 q- V　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
& [% w6 m7 p* @: _, PLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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) Z7 i0 M1 |/ b" J5 i. HBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
: w! f2 ?4 ]6 o3 C$ E每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
5 B* G: p& L" i9 j/ [( c聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 a' S# D! R) M% c后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.