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3 _2 D, @$ D2 I7 x/ ]* D& v* UMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
8 S* p. ?! w& D/ g* C钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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# i+ p: M' q9 t, n  J5 oOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 x* N, M/ v8 l# j. O$ D  z7 @每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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$ C* N. _2 q- J7 a6 dLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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6 c( ?" g4 a$ H0 p0 _Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

) s! X' k" W/ p+ aEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

7 ?7 L$ E9 q- X1 LThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
; L9 {6 e6 m) a$ ~6 H2 M聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

. }  S* y9 o0 _$ O) YSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 p$ q) r3 M* y  r不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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% D- x! h/ Y% `( E2 g  l( AChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
7 ^( a" l# _* k2 v4 T现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 g% k* |1 Y8 H6 J) H/ W1 a3 {应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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, F3 L; d+ p" T( h$ }Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
  [) g8 N2 ~' }& A6 h* J努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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! C  x5 v+ F4 _, Q2 b$ q0 BWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
3 e# V8 Q) Z2 {3 w工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 [& L6 |6 N9 m$ s2 l+ j3 O. ?( }神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
; z8 ^+ H9 d; P2 O两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
3 L- J5 C+ Z6 K5 E: ]学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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