绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
) m; T' P, m7 @* L: o　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
: o8 i5 R" j& B( d. Y6 S　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
0 G4 ^9 ~! p1 r% s% i# @　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
4 w* V1 v, X" H; d: O% L3 C　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
1 R) ~1 `3 R8 X# W0 ?　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
0 H* ]1 }" c% \7 j/ @' P　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
% }! W4 s8 |7 L& H0 d. x　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) U  h( X9 {' d. D9 C2 v5 f　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7 J# {" }. w/ [8 l　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
+ A+ K, g1 r( r. ^# j; _4 C　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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' H. S0 {$ s& e　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 H7 P: e. E2 N+ Z- z　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
' u. }' b' I- z& d　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ f- i, M$ W; K  \; X: y　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
1 E0 R! E/ p7 ~/ [6 L　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
8 [" f: {6 ]3 T6 Y7 o3 j: C　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
3 _  {! o- v- i0 |Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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4 F1 h! D, E" v5 d- G+ P3 uBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4 S5 _. \1 ~2 V: C; {每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
  s# v1 S- `% _The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

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