绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! t3 b1 [  c3 `) H8 c3 ^0 `　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
& f- x3 i3 g6 b+ b% X　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
' u; \$ @' o( z8 n  L3 q　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 G/ `) ~- Q0 R+ g, J3 O　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- Y5 E' R4 C* }$ P　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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+ _: D1 f+ H1 {: L' C+ X　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
( Z1 i, u$ s% \, B　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
8 M' j! p+ V% A# y　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
5 Z! t2 ~, f/ G# [- i7 G( }　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
- H$ L! L2 p9 e+ m　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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9 q2 V) m; b, n  \/ J　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
/ W, n; a& U- G" j# ^& L! c# e　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
  ?' ^; b+ ]( c$ G' v　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

市区大牛

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
8 J: E* b+ \8 p+ s8 ILove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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! o3 p, Z9 R/ P" qBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
" o3 X. W3 a6 U6 B& yChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 N+ q2 a/ @1 \* A  ~2 J' P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

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