绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
: f( J6 d; w3 ^- ^　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
7 T  \3 Q' d) [. Q　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 i; I9 z$ i$ I1 Q　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
0 Q0 d, L  H8 d6 F, Z. D　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4 ], B& r+ a$ d+ G8 w9 d　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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/ Y3 X4 p2 D( e* |' e　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
% c; @" \2 \) f6 c5 I5 v　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 v) g8 E' O0 H; Z& v' x　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
) ^+ L' g; d+ c/ u( V　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% Y* N* A0 f* m& w4 m- X, k　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
! a6 O3 {" E# c9 }5 ~& F, G( K　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
* t, q" c5 y$ W4 Q　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 S7 t1 m' k2 R8 x& q! V　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
+ N6 N$ b, U8 Y4 E5 q( m0 f　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
: Z  U( D- b  S  ~再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
1 s" {; G. Q* V+ F6 _. LLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
, V3 m1 G: P: i  E% S1 I聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
2 u4 \3 E+ f3 `; B) j* ULove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
* P) K3 p$ [) m% V( h. vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
. i6 m3 @5 p$ h% a. K5 d后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

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