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# V- Y1 m8 C" M& v# a5 Z, v! xMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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$ d1 g' M6 Z& z! R& `Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
# l+ H* J+ D7 V, t要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  ~1 E: R7 D% u. i) R0 e* G% b/ N每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
( ^  I- x) {, J( y5 X' H; [再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
; S9 G+ ?0 i  \4 p: h不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
7 I" V& E/ m% E% w' h# h8 H爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

- E0 @7 K0 n* X" VYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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/ [7 \: u5 e! o6 K" j! WWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
: r" y) p6 G; z+ Z9 K* Q! r; r工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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# Y# V  o& V& [3 @* s# s2 }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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) w& ]* o8 ^$ ZA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
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