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/ T' U2 y) {% b3 [% eMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
5 ^, U5 u+ \5 t& D( x钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
# u, Z( G$ R0 s每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

! W/ Q' `; M1 I; ^6 U& FLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
! h. _+ w! U/ K* [4 o9 Z( E& g2 m要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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! \$ @8 U  }; ]6 ~Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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! S; L$ }/ V  W0 H' h' sEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
7 C" J# C; w$ W& W+ A: ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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+ U7 k$ Q* ]  H; q5 o' b7 bThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- ^- p3 j; O! R' j; @不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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, v0 D8 s9 b' w3 VChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

1 r" F% F, n( C- a$ @2 xYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
+ f7 w# V. M) E$ p) |( w现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( O+ p9 t5 ^# M& {应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

& k8 z+ b3 M1 V8 \2 ?7 gHard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
0 P$ G* t) q8 `7 w; T% \/ r- Q工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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1 Z- a+ I1 y; e) }God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

/ E2 G% j0 A/ W  [3 k; d# ]" DWhen two's company, three's the result!
+ a& k8 N: \- L7 [% m( m$ U5 b2 T两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

0 j3 ?# F- ?) l. @3 g8 eA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; y1 p: Q# w2 A) X6 [; k服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

  [) S2 ?: \$ F6 ]8 jThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
0 m5 y2 @1 m$ r7 F3 T% J- h5 W学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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