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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
* \+ P1 s. f) |2 G% s$ n0 ]钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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" a  n( E3 M8 w0 P( z+ [Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
2 y: s; B; c# d& j要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
1 l. S% d/ H6 Y- `每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- E5 B+ k4 ]9 Q- @2 B5 `再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

, F4 I5 }7 j* _& }! aSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

0 d& P! u3 i4 S. I2 HNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 n" u: e+ E; _# f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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3 i* x5 n6 L+ n( X( ]Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
3 a1 U% t5 R. Z! Z9 n爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

  G' E1 o3 r/ a' E6 DChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
3 K. f/ {% W' C: l% U现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

; q) z! @% O+ b5 WThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
1 c. W1 J% W* u% a" I1 a( s3 `  c应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

$ z) ^& M% B5 B; d+ ^0 ?Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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3 Q. U6 J: R. W. _  L9 bWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
$ ^9 k2 U, ?; T) y工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

9 ^2 o% T. T, s3 mWhen two's company, three's the result!
1 A  `) t# Y0 X! E" t! x两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$ V$ T8 n+ P1 Q5 Z! O$ R服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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4 e% \) p1 o) e0 b6 E; I! rThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
( L/ l9 W) N" z9 @学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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