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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; Q2 A4 T5 t7 }# }每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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' g( O9 S# T, Y6 A4 ?Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

' o4 t3 k( z* F5 i0 hLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

# V, ~& B5 }; SEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

0 j  g5 J, ?8 H2 l5 UThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
- `$ c" q/ ]! i% P2 }2 P聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

0 A( c9 d9 B- y. `  u# BSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

7 e+ m1 t, _3 K4 G: |0 ]$ GNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ P  c, A- A. O/ c爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' x: D2 N" l' o7 X# _- K6 w7 v2 P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

6 b8 ?; @/ u3 l% g. @0 FYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
; d: W" E1 ]  T: p# @+ u应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

5 A) z0 {% @) @+ o) _- o& THard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明

0 l/ W, p( \$ F1 F9 ]" g7 @Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
0 O3 I7 \1 d: d* v4 N, V工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

4 Q. \  T$ K' t, b: K- H- ?God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 U( k: Z. Z2 r5 ?! v$ B神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

When two's company, three's the result!
4 _& v6 n* h# c9 p0 J两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

4 }: a. W& D! u5 Z0 o+ FA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
( @8 z+ G) T# \& m( t学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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