绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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; N8 \" q3 [: D　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
5 j2 G) Q) t# A3 I4 X　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
1 W8 r& ]8 Z3 E* t: k　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% L. d  W* U5 a+ P% f3 p1 G　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
: w' c8 u9 z4 A4 X　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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0 {  L1 X$ v, {" p' ]　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" D$ x0 e1 A4 ?　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) G3 W4 Z2 |2 l6 l' S2 c1 y( t　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 Y) p: v! V; u" \9 n　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 d. k. m! T3 F* b# H　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% P+ Y# w, d' e- t  Z1 \7 r5 v　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
! o# V$ n/ H- z0 h7 \9 J　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
% [8 G9 C' S% V3 s$ n3 `　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
/ f) [5 ]) b+ R5 q) e, d　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  r0 V. f" B2 h& e　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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& B* x( |8 t7 x" o* l1 ~+ k　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
5 @5 Z3 E! q; d( iLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
) L# |* Y7 v' t+ r# i! P要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
: R4 V# ~) R7 Y* T" K' m' V$ qBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
) l* y- e- k3 ~' f, ILove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
' v7 P) V& S' M) s4 w: t9 U* I. o后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.