绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
0 X& k' l0 i8 e& k7 C　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
* R5 Y: ]+ e- g  b* ]　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. X: s1 b# Y$ b6 u/ j1 ~& C　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  b$ u# D& Q; n0 w6 [% X* `　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
8 I+ }7 S& F& s0 J+ Z! L　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 c- x& T7 m3 w: J　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 J, s6 v8 _$ ~$ c% x' S5 {: `　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 s6 X- h; w& ^　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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9 m3 h' x. ?0 z4 n9 [4 ~　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
( q0 j( Q# c; D2 s　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
0 V& D) g# }6 J2 ]　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
3 S- r- F" w/ F! Y1 y9 [　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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5 r; Q4 n: j. K) D/ R" w　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
) X% C7 |0 n% c0 o/ u$ u- J　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
, t! \* c6 Z3 a, Z, e4 l3 I每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
* g0 G& f, D! p! G6 H' UThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
, L" e& p, G/ o5 H聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
0 C+ b1 `/ {, C6 tLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
& h, |5 i+ i/ w4 B& e7 [7 z爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
4 q1 I' A* c4 m8 m8 {. s4 EChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.