绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
  {- I4 V4 ?# n( s5 r+ e3 P　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ D- x, N) x8 z5 A$ E: H　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
2 \. d7 f: f! G5 Y6 q% {& q7 q　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
8 I/ q9 A6 S( f+ B4 O　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
7 ?! o4 q8 n  R" Y! n0 ]: J$ Y6 M　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
2 i4 Y9 O" e( x7 F　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
! T- V. E# J% K6 a- k3 w+ b- M　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
( t6 c% h# E8 S; D1 Q- }' f　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
# x4 ]1 W' |0 t9 j, W* o　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
* d  s  n) ?$ ^  Q3 J　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
. K4 D- N/ p: \# C7 j$ b　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  O! Y" z3 Z4 o1 i# r/ w5 Z+ s　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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0 f5 G/ ]6 k8 A+ r& T　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& t3 t+ m6 A; E; V3 h$ q& B　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
% A0 N/ O$ b# r　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% R# _5 V+ J# A　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
7 U3 C* |8 [# p3 w# m　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
' u0 P9 o. g, q　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 x8 }! x3 X8 ^　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
5 {& n% A& V3 [! z; q$ O* D& y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
0 E( b! {+ K8 {2 g每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
! S9 g; t- w- ?1 c  E- [( k( b# |; S6 ?聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
) ~9 \1 z$ J4 W. M& I/ BLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
4 Q8 B( q8 L4 u, d+ J: M9 ]1 b, M0 VChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.