绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4 i8 a4 C. z5 ?" a- I　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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' N7 B1 V) |# n- J7 F7 j　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
' _- N! c  G* t　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
* N4 p* S- [! x0 j. R　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
' P3 u1 k9 G2 y  }. \　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1 @9 [( Z& t; }+ v0 f% p　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
, z4 ^2 I; k3 S  B6 d　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6 k% h$ l7 e! Z* [  ?' |9 m* c7 G, ?　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
4 v8 ]$ x2 Y# L: F% p  ^" z　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 r( u: v7 v& t' o0 Q　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 d% U) x: k- l9 b: P9 i　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
2 m8 r: S3 }. B3 A  o　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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0 i, w1 F! W/ M$ f5 k7 x　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
5 Q& }" S, U( Z) f( D# D4 q　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
. a+ B$ Y" H0 U　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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  `) R% E; L0 e; t: F- F  R# D　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
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4 I0 [% ?$ ~/ j' ]) z) L; c　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  f; l5 z! t  `. z7 |5 w每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
( u" ]0 e- @+ m  nLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.