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加菲猫语录精选
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% k( e. P4 |- X( i& |Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
. \2 b3 E1 l% r$ j: R钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+ O% Z+ \6 {; s) U# C0 [# _/ ?每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃

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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
: d% S* s4 l, H" ^6 X4 h  s+ l要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

- n  I% n0 G! {$ rLove the neighbor. But don't get caught.
8 k1 |  H1 b9 q" i' P要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& f! e! M" E. B2 G$ q每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
% t' f0 h2 `2 u1 P8 Y  W6 \  s- t再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

, B8 Y  j4 @3 T- m5 P# R! e- |The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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& j; \" Z0 h; Z; B2 Y' ^3 R9 I- i: ZSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9 e* i, P8 i2 F  j9 u3 e爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

+ t0 q" Z/ I( R: ]Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
- `3 F% @4 j5 M7 G5 H& w8 p' s3 o+ y现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
' w/ C  P" Y# Y+ q1 z应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
+ K5 c, O. O2 R- a) v工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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& Y3 D, B5 g$ sGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
4 R# O% N% j* c) e" j神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
+ ~, @$ a2 H4 s2 R" I: C两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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0 e# [! k# {9 l0 H* Z5 }, C" H$ MA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 ]9 |8 Q/ I, Z/ _$ C& t2 A0 f服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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/ v* @8 x! m/ I( iThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
0 E; H3 J5 X, Y) ]* K0 N6 M$ N1 ?学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着？

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