绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
# K' m" t9 _( e( K$ m0 [$ f! B; c　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 a9 J5 a0 a0 @, h; x: y& F　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
3 h& j2 r1 H, w6 ]* K! P　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
+ D9 L& Q8 M: q　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  b' P* W3 E) q5 c　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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# L6 F+ Q; R) o0 L4 Q4 f7 a( {* Y7 h　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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8 N3 G  M5 l* d7 {$ }　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. u. l1 y2 U4 K/ ?- Q　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 q& d* y; K) k) @) [　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
# ?  i. c+ X+ `　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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- ^4 J9 a, n$ ~　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
: L# T8 \8 k8 r7 B　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
# d3 \8 y+ w5 w: S　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
, ?1 b1 Q4 }" _7 Y3 K　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
- a1 ~& w" ?" Q! R4 F6 b　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
( [$ c$ W1 ~, |& U, u　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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% t3 m, e" o! I　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
  u, h4 @# D; K# ?7 B" Z　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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) g  T* R6 G2 W- j: {( |+ D　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
1 K8 Z1 U1 ]4 P8 `$ b　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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! \! ^3 s3 ]+ S( M: L　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 `' j8 ~9 G  P8 O2 B9 Z. w　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 p, |* v: ^) O4 A& o每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
% |3 ?7 g6 P8 q6 n) {2 e) ^7 oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
" J9 A, T  `! k  D后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.