绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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+ t+ B% n5 j  C+ `1 z1 [　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ K, j: R0 q/ Q4 _: @# [) s　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
" @, I9 T0 M: c8 i　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
* s. N1 u  M$ c+ z% _　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
6 U6 M* ]' ~5 z  o+ R% m　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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0 I3 a, \. B# t2 ^7 s5 G5 C　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 x& a! {# ?- N% W% M　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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1 Q3 R6 y* A' H8 I- X9 v; e/ h: d　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
/ r* Y$ ]$ i# N5 m7 {) z$ _( v; \　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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7 @' e/ z9 }' i- U' g　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
+ s& _/ `, q8 i# {) g% y5 K0 l　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
6 G( K* j) C$ w# X  w　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4 p. |$ h. v* d1 R　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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% y; x( r; \& Y　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
8 O/ n, y  Z$ W4 J$ j　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
! T" m; A5 t0 P: R; \2 ?" L　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
! t! X1 }, i2 B　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
) `* ]! q. }1 S/ U+ |& G$ R$ TLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
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+ T3 k8 X+ O. KBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8 P7 q, L6 q8 f# G8 N- B每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
& v6 p2 D( L- Y: n  I1 D聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
6 }$ b2 y  a* X0 _" dLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.