绝对英文经典

牛公

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
1 F! u( m5 C, t　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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  V5 Q9 x3 e* n1 m8 V7 n$ p8 R9 {, G　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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　　 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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' M: k; k1 Z# |7 ?$ P3 `& D7 {8 i　　 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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　　 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" ~' F7 r3 E/ I' E1 z　　 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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　　 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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/ B% z0 W- U2 y- g# s　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 l. S* s4 }( W, R8 P　　 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
+ q, ~3 |  ~: a0 O6 T　　 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6 \4 H' E! D3 n& ]　　 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
. m: O( ?* w& O0 \' P: ^) l　　 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
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- A8 x+ W2 g: {8 M　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
1 p4 D2 D# h" y' s　　 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
% l6 g- r  R3 Q* M　　 When two‘s company, three's the result!
　　 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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+ c" D* Y$ m4 r+ F' L( Z　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* H1 S6 o5 S. {% x) F( b  I5 m　　 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ,
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
2 |& B2 v/ t! r4 \  c& H; K# w: dBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9 s3 j+ \6 v( v+ n. t% mThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
6 O0 r! v* ]9 ]+ e7 i5 }$ v聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+ Z9 K5 a/ |1 N1 s+ f爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
+ D# P7 ^& E8 T6 A( H% [' YChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.