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加菲猫语录精选
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4 Z3 S! o9 S% N7 G! Q0 }Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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  G" h" Y, _5 Q9 V7 j) S8 tOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
. x1 }$ y4 K3 P" Y- Q! ^% }每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
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) \) e4 E+ ]9 H, m, s" _4 aSave water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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) a! y3 k' e/ t8 iBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
% W! ^1 s# ^  v+ F2 g% L9 J每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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" t' c7 u* w6 t" z3 o( f0 I: DEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
# J* W! d0 j6 n. _3 j3 w( ?再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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# Q2 K+ ~' ^6 @& {) hSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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& Q6 \- g6 q/ P0 J' H! r: MNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好

! I2 Y/ B& Y% V  lLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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! |' H; }! F) M4 ^' CYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
! n3 U, K# I4 M' k% B) W; I, {# k现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
2 a' R8 D! D+ I努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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5 Q7 ]4 g& k; e9 gWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作

8 ]7 B/ F8 o* E  `7 r1 Z9 Y* qGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
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